01
The unisex tee
Cream artwork on washed black. The main-event shirt for a barbecue, a boat day, or the friend who always brings the punchline.
Rowdy Frank / Fourth of July 2027
Your Fourth outfit.
Zero shame.
One cocky cowboy hotdog. Two ways to wear him. Meet the cheeky summer drop made for boat crews, backyard barbecues, and friends who get the joke.
In development • Planned preorder launch: April 2027
Small drop. Straight talk.
Our launch commitments: physical samples before preorders, readable lettering on both fits, and clear delivery dates before you pay. No mystery timelines. No sprawling catalog.
01 / The signature
Same Frank. Your fit.
Cowboy hat. Finger guns. A slogan that does the introductions for you.
The line that started it all
“IT’S NOT THE 4TH OF JULY UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT”
Original cowboy hotdog artwork. Single-color cream print.
02
The cropped tank
The same original character and slogan, in cream on black. A shorter silhouette with every bit of the attitude.
Final sizing, print dimensions, and prices will be confirmed after sample checks. Shipping details will be published before preorders open.
Some people bring potato salad. You bring this.
For the lake • For the cookout • For the group photo02 / Round up your people
The boat crew uniform is coming.
Pick your side: tee or tank. Explore the drop for current availability and launch details. July Fourth 2027 is the occasion; Frank is the conversation starter.